It was fun to write and felt a lot like my life recently – a flurry of random points all spiralling off in different directions.
I’m sure you’ll all be very please to know my iPhone has recovered from its mishap and is no longer telling my that this accessory is not optimised for my device.
I’d also like to say thank you to Saz, Ama and Rebecca for the comments recently – my spam filter nommed you up Rebecca and I haven’t had time to reply to anyone. Things have been a bit hectic recently and there’s been a rather large in-game change for me some people on Twitter might have seen, but that’s for another post in the future.
I have screenshots!
Specially requested by Zalduun, who is THANK GOD back in the game now. A lot of these are from guilds I’m not in anymore. I like to think that even if I didn’t leave them on the best terms (Apparently I suck as much at leaving guilds as I do at breaking up with Men, I have NO tact), the fun was still fun, the comedy was still comedy and seriously, what’s the point in being resentful?
These go back a long way, so this is going to be an epically long post, because I can’t *quite* be bothered to split it all up. If you aren’t interested in mindless guild chat chat and general comedy (well, I think we’re funny…) then feel free to skip this. I’ll have another post up later in the week!

ICC mockery fail.

It’s only legitimate to ignore a friend when you’re being smacked in the face by a storm giant.

the waves, the waves…

fear of…?

I’m sure Blizzard do this sort of thing purely to read our chat logs afterwards.

Oh, the visuals!

*confusion*

I have this intensely annoying characteristic where if I’m annoyed I don’t scream or shout I just over use punctuation.

Terenas Gold-Sellers – bringing the lols.

Deathwhisper HC, pain in the butt.

Being slowly driven mad by medicine and society as a university course…

I am awful at gathering professions. This is why I never have any gold.


Spiders – causing issues on Sindragosa

Putricide…anyone else remember how many raiders this drove insane?

he was a space goat. They’re pretty god damn chunky!!!

Actually on second thoughts, a gnome paladin is a rather scary thought…

Me refusing to volunteer for unbound plague….


Creating a ‘choppa for a mate

oh i c-whut-u-did-thar tree form jokes.

rocket rides across Northrend until they took away Zal’s nitro switch!

Team Fortress 2 is made of win.

He knows what’s coming now

Getting abuse from ex-guildies and support from current ones – what could be more threatening that a waxing and a bit of guild destabalisation?

This is what happens if you marry a welsh man. The earth does not move.

Being carried through ICC with my hunter, when I had (cos ofc, I clearly know what I’m doing now…) no idea about gearing and whatnot.

Pokemon comparisons!

trash respawns on top of us mid raid-member summon in the plague wing of ICC…

I don’t even know what context this was in. The LDW elevator would definitely work though.

Oops…

Me on DBS…I am a fail chicken. A funny one though.

AQ40 – how to really really piss off the impatient PuG members of the run. Get your members in REALLY SLOWLY.

How to attack an emo. Attack his hair!

<3 you fero!

Who doesn’t?

eew.

Sometimes, the typos just surprise you.

This is why they shouldn’t let teenagers drink.

wow-cocks.

Lewis struggles with his new phone

Towards the end of my time in PG I actually discovered how awesome private chat channels are. Our first was called something like “sophslikes” although we nearly called it “3bubbles1tree” as it was mainly 3 paladins and myself.
We had a seriously large amount of fun in that channel.

oh i c whut…

Mocking permitted.

Surprise trade sex.

I think it was a legitimate question and a very good answer!

too much time on our hands!

Deathwing.

I don’t usually include “proper” screenies here, but this one is awesome.

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW HE DID THIS.
Anyone else remember that intensely annoying bug with druid outfits where we had a large uni-knee? I’d forgotten about that!

weak paladin is weak

Obligatory squid head post.

Unlikely

Phena takes charge!


Ah Krunge, always so classy!

Seems reasonable

Again, I was thinking about this and wondered if anyone else in guild had any answers. How do they store dental records??

Fair point.

…what Zal?

I’m never going to let Zal forget the time he killed me in the middle of the Twisting Nether.

evil gnum, ruining the city of the elves!

s’fair point really.

caveman John!

Cheese comes from Cheshire…


Another perfectly legitimate question!!

Finland ->Cheshire lasagna delivery!

Before they (thankfully) hit Limnologist with the nerf bat.

It’s nice to know my friends have such faith in ability!

Possibility?

I see no problem with this. Raid Warning though?

I don’t even know what this was in relation to!

The man from Cheshire knows his cheese.

Sugar high!

A current raid leader and an ex-guildie are scarily similar.

The men discuss whether or not peeing sitting down is allowed.

Fair point….again

Race change shock ftw

Sometimes, these things happen.

Anyone disagree?

Comedy typo is comedy.

100k mana? awesome.

Ah, John.

Families never do!

The first time I ever use my engineering transporter, I get an awesome debuff and then just after I’m told not to shapeshift, I teleport to moonglade and….shapeshift.

If only this were possible.

I took to naming hunter pets after whoever helped me find them. This is Thysian the plague cat!

Back in our favourite spot with my two favourite men.

Cotton bud esque weapon provokes comedy.

Tol Barad camel train!!!

Cheese.
Wow. Epic Length Post. There are still a few more that didn’t get on there for some reason I misplaced November 2010 and January 2011, but I think that’s enough for now. I’m going to try and get back into doing these monthly as well as fitting those other two months in, because what I’ve realised over the last week or so is that it’s the people I’m around that matter.
I’ve lost a dear friend recently due to a spontaneous decision I made (unusual for me but to be honest, the best thing I’ve ever done in game for my enjoyment) and I hope she sees this cos I do miss her friendship and her companionship.
At the end of it all, it shouldn’t matter what guild someone is in, what faction they play, what server they are on. If someone is a friend, they will be a friend regardless.
Thanks for the fun guys,
I’ve had one hell of a lot of laughs!